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Classic Misery

Regular price
$89
Sale price
$89
Color: Misery
Standard Editions
Classic: Black Classic: Charcoal Classic: Navy Blue Classic: Blue Classic: Yellow Classic: Orange Classic: Red Classic: Michael Hsiung

PRE SALE

Limited edition umbrella designed by New Zealand’s beloved wall and pop artist, Misery. Misery has taken inspiration from her Asian-Pacific heritage to create an umbrella that is dreamy and watery with eye-popping color. Available in our larger, full-length Classic model and comes with a matching sleeve.

Umbrella will be received in the third week of August.

We take the quality of our products seriously. We guarantee every umbrella for 2 years against manufacturing defects—no matter where in the world you bought it!

Shipping is free on all orders in the continental United States

* This does not include any international orders.

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Color: Misery
Regular price
$89
Sale price
$89
Closed Length
33in
Open Diameter
47in
Weight
1.40lbs
Wind-Tested to
72mph
  • Resist the throw-away

    At Blunt we care about our planet and living sustainably. That is why Blunt Umbrellas are built to last.

  • Relentless quality

    Blunt Umbrellas are made with superior materials and each one undergoes a 38-point quality control check.

  • Love all weather

    After testing in extreme conditions we trust our umbrellas will last. Love rain, hate wast.

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Patented Innovation

Double Struts

As the BLUNT canopy unfurls, the additional double struts redirect the users effort into the specially design floating ribs.

BLUNT Tips

The BLUNT tips open like miniature umbrellas into their specially designed pockets, evenly distributing tension right to the edge, where it is most needed.

Gizmodo

"Umbrellas are just another hateful piece of urban luggage.... The Blunt umbrella's intelligent design might actually convert this hater"

Wired

"Its architectural integrity is as unbroken as the dome of St. Peter's"

Wall Street Journal

"Structurally, the Blunt falls somewhere between suspension bridge and NASA space probe"

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